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Recycle your CFLs in Raleigh

Raleigh’s Waste Reduction Specialist, Linda Leighton, announced today that residents can now recycle compact fluorescent lights (CFLs) in Raleigh. Until now CFLs had to be taken to one of Wake County’s Household Hazardous Waste Facilities, the North Wake facility open the first Saturday of each month and the South Wake facility open the third Saturday of each month.
 
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Tuesday, 09 December 2008
 
Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took
her to the hospital to have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A
son! Ain't dat great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the
doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor
den held up a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!'
She's a pretty little ting, too.'

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley,
Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and
said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was flabbergasted by
this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in
the self-propelled combine.. He was real serious and he asked Lena, 'How
come we got tree on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent
out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.
Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40.
 
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